I am a YAPPY (young professional) living currently in San Francisco, USA. I am looking for a Swiss citizen to marry and get swiss citizenship myself (you can have both US and Swiss passports legally). Also, it would be nice to have some Swiss friends, get to know more about the country, culture and so on. I know some French, so if you speak French, then it is a plus, but not a requirement.
I am open to any suggestions: Swiss citizenship in exchange for... money, favors, friendship, teaching of languages, companionship, just anything - whatever you need.
I am also open to travel, sex and other things people are looking for on this web-site. I am pretty experienced in sex. I speak 4 languages, have 2 Bachelor's degrees and much more. I am a good interlocutor and friend.